Pipedija:Rules & guidelines

Pipedia is Pipedia and that's it.

Before you start...

First you need to read, what even is Pipedia and what are the differences between it, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, & Juokopedija to become the redagtors of Pipedia.

Every page of Pipedia and the Pipedia itself is supposed to cause cognitive dissonance. This can be done in various ways - writing some pseudoscientific crap and even fully real facts (yep, even those can cause cognitive dissonance combined with other Pipedia's content).

Keep in mind that cognitive dissonance isn't to be caused by reading primitive crap or some critics, and also that cognitive dissonance can cause not only laugh but also tears.

And we don't forget to warn you, too: you can get a ban without any warnings if you try to behave inappropriately, discriminate, criticize, offend, overreact, or vandalize something. Pipedia also warns: don't swear. Pipedia isn't a personal account saving page - it's a free-to-edit community-based wiki that's focused on storing the modern community creations and useless stuff.

Responsibility

We (Pipedia and its admins & editors) don't take any responsibility for any content that's available here. It should be understood that the only ones, who are likely responsible for the info that's available in Pipedia are the ones who added the info here.

Main rules

The rules here are simple & easy to understand for anyone:

• Don't be dumb - think with your brain, and your head & think original - something, that looks to you like a nervous and weird thing - in other words, something that causes cognitive dissonance - can become a very good article. But something that's already known to everyone might not be interesting to anyone.
• Admins are unpredicted, schizophrenic & dumb. Although they're also people, but only with a banhammer in their hands.
• This isn't a page for jokes, swearing, or some weird crap. If you really want to do something like that, then go to your FB & Discord or any other social media.
• You can look for vulgarism after shitting in the toilet. Vulgarism in Pipedia is only used to cause cognitive dissonance.
• Links to other pages aren't added just for no reason. If you add a link to your page just because it somehow resembles the page's topic - you risk getting banned. Links in Pipedia are either proof links or the ones that redirect to serious cognitive dissonance sources. Or something like that. Although no one will care about the link if you wrote much of the content. But "much" doesn't mean 3-5 sentences. It means many perfect articles. For simple advertising we recommend using free advertising in Pipedia - it's useful too.
• Have a sense of humour. Yes, we know that anyone who doesn't have a sense of humour thinks that they have it. Just learn to laugh at yourself. If it's not funny to you, then keep in mind that someone does laugh at you.

Writing in Pipedia

• While writing, try to specify various templates if possible. For templates, look either here, here or maybe even here.
• Try to write without any grammatical errors - this includes usage of its/it's, they're/their, your/you're, his/he's, and more.
• Put the categories & redirects to the articles. At least one redirect or/and a category is required - this will help to find your article easier.
• Put the photos & illustrations to the articles. Articles without photos are kinda blank but with photos - perfect!

See also

• Lietuviška versija/Lithuanian version